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Dear People who have not been in the weight room all year but just started:

I appreciate the sentiment of "health," but we all know you showed up the 2 weeks before spring break starts. While "bathing suit season" is nearly upon us, your two week flurry of crunches, bicep curls and an hour on the stair stepper will not negate the the last 6 months of Halo, binge drinking and Taco Johns a la 3am.While I understand that you have recently switched to a light bear and transferred much of your alcohol consumption over to hard liquor to minimize calories, you are still not going to get into shape in two weeks. Please leave the weight room as quickly as you will leave your dignity when you go to Mexico for "Spring Break 2010 WHOOOOO!!!!!" For all of whom this applies to, you are a tool. On the plus side, you might end up on VH1.