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Dear Winter,

It seems to me that you left in a hurry and earlier than you normally would. I hope this is for good. I will be honest and say it upsets me when you walk out the door just to return a week or two later, it is a cold move. I am glad you are gone; I am sick of your icy glares and over-all dark personality. Also, the least you could have done was tell frost you were leaving. I woke up the other day to find him on the ground outside and needless to say he never got the memo, awkward!

Now some say you only left because Global Warming has shown up, if that is the case I will get in my car and drive around the block just to keep her here. Who knows maybe things will heat up between us. I know you will be back, you always are, but lets remember you are no different than that weird relative; I only want to see you around the holidays and that is mostly because it is tradition.

So what I am trying to say is just don't come back without an invitation. I know this is blunt but it needed to be said.