Wednesday, March 24, 2010
I am not a fan of you.
8:48 PM
Dear any one this applies to
You don’t have to become a facebook fan of every single thing that you have ever agreed with or found common ground with in your life. You are the person that has become a fan of “When I Spell Something Wrong in a Search I Click on the Correctly Spelled Suggestion Google Offers Me Even if I can Already Click to the Page that I was Looking for!!!!” I DON’T CARE! In fact no one over the age of 14 does. No one normal cares about:
“Nothing Beats the Helen Keller Card when playing Apples to Apples”
“I Always Stop the Microwave before it Beeps”
“I Hate it when Girls Tan too Much, Because they Look like and Oompa Loompa!”
“I want an Oompa Loompa AND a Wonka Vador!!!”
But what if Oompa Loompas really just tan too much? I have an idea let’s see if that Wonka Vador can take you the crap off of my facebook “live (stalker) feed” every 30 seconds. That might actually be something worth becoming a fan of. The least you could do is be realistic about it and have some actual representation of who you really are, “I Become a Fan of Everything on Facebook Just to Annoy the Hell out of Every One I Know!”
You don’t have to become a facebook fan of every single thing that you have ever agreed with or found common ground with in your life. You are the person that has become a fan of “When I Spell Something Wrong in a Search I Click on the Correctly Spelled Suggestion Google Offers Me Even if I can Already Click to the Page that I was Looking for!!!!” I DON’T CARE! In fact no one over the age of 14 does. No one normal cares about:
“Nothing Beats the Helen Keller Card when playing Apples to Apples”
“I Always Stop the Microwave before it Beeps”
“I Hate it when Girls Tan too Much, Because they Look like and Oompa Loompa!”
“I want an Oompa Loompa AND a Wonka Vador!!!”
But what if Oompa Loompas really just tan too much? I have an idea let’s see if that Wonka Vador can take you the crap off of my facebook “live (stalker) feed” every 30 seconds. That might actually be something worth becoming a fan of. The least you could do is be realistic about it and have some actual representation of who you really are, “I Become a Fan of Everything on Facebook Just to Annoy the Hell out of Every One I Know!”
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