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Ok Im sick of typical jokes. Even more so I am sick of hearing myself make them. Example, if an abnormally large in portion of food is served to a group and I find myself saying “so what are you guys going to eat?” Sure everyone chuckles a little bit, but it is only the chuckle a fat kid makes to keep from crying when he is told he is too late to get ice cream at the birthday party when really he is dying inside. Or when some one asks “do you want a piece of gum” and they say “what are you trying to tell me? Do I have bad breath or something?” IT’S NOT FUNNY. It was once, maybe even twice but it isn’t any more. Much like the tribal arm band, after the 135,461,716th (only one person will actually read that number out) person thought it was cool it became an instant sign for being a TOOL. Yet, I catch myself saying stupid things like that far too often. Sure I reuse a joke if it got a laugh, in fact I’ll use it till it doesn’t get a laugh any more; but at least it is creative and original. It should not be some joke that has come out of more people’s mouths than the grade school thermometer. Please, for the sake of the advancement of anything that is good in this world, stop making predictable old jokes. I will do my part, will you?